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« am: Montag, 30. September 2002, 13:20 »
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We
all have been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.
How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math, that might prove helpful.


If...... A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26


Then,
H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%


K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%


But,


A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%


And,


B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%





So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close,
attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top. And
look how far
A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%
will take you!

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« Antwort #1 am: Montag, 30. September 2002, 14:14 »
LöL, hast du das Mail von Angi bekommen und dann hier gepostet, oder hast du es ihr per Mail geschickt?

Habs nämlich von ihr per Mail bekommen :)

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« Antwort #2 am: Montag, 30. September 2002, 23:00 »
Hehe, der ist wirklich geil...

Und teilweise stimmts sogar :D.
"Of the four dimensions I could have spent my life being pushed inexorably forward through, I guess "time" isn't the worst."

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