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Misc => General => Thema gestartet von: mf|Juror am Montag, 30. September 2002, 13:20
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Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We
all have been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.
How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math, that might prove helpful.
If...... A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
Then,
H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%
K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%
But,
A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%
And,
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%
So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close,
attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top. And
look how far
A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%
will take you!
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LöL, hast du das Mail von Angi bekommen und dann hier gepostet, oder hast du es ihr per Mail geschickt?
Habs nämlich von ihr per Mail bekommen :)
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Hehe, der ist wirklich geil...
Und teilweise stimmts sogar :D.